Was thinking of the best stripper songs and came up with this list
1. Change by the Deftones
2. Mother by Danzig
3. Any song by Motley Crue or Godsmack
Real Housewives BH Reunion...Part 1
Did anyone else catch this...basically Andy Cohen would read a card from "listeners" that said things like..."Camille...Jill from Lincoln Nebraska wants to know why you are a stupid slut"...then he would follow it up with ...."how does that make you feel"...? or Taylor.."Susan from Park City Utah says your collegean lips look ridiculous"..."can you respond that"...Genious.....
I still haven't gotten an answer Ronnie..and I think I deserve one....are you officially friends with JWoww or NOT?
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Din dada din dodo...
Ok it's snowing, but I look outside last night and my whole street had their car winshied wipers sticking straight up...Really? must have missed that group meeting where they all decided would all be anal freaks...then I woke up to 10 inches of snow and noticed my wipers were blocks of ice...
Just watched a Dog the Bounty Hunter...they go to an airport to arrest a fugitive but the cops get him first...and Dog is acting like the guy missed out becuase he didn't get a chance to hear one of his dumb speeches...Never really been arrested but am sure I wouldn't need a speech on how f'd up I am by some guy with his shirt open....
Speaking of that show I thought Hawaii was supposed to be a paradise....they make it look like it is just one big crappy apartment complex filled with crack whores and kids with no shoes on running around....
It was Dogs 200th episode and they had some pre-show celebrating it...Beth actually says.."when I look back I can't believe the ridiculous outfits I USED to wear"...When she says looking back, does she mean 5 minutes ago?
Where exactly was Alice's room in the Brady Bunch, it looked like it was sandwiched in beween the stove and the sink? Maybe under the stairs?
Didn't watch American Idol last night...they were in Milwaukee?? Really? When I think of Milwaukee I think of Laverne & Shirley, Camine Ragusso and the Shotz Brewery...in that order...wholy shit now that I think of it Milwaukee must be awesume...
Just watched a Dog the Bounty Hunter...they go to an airport to arrest a fugitive but the cops get him first...and Dog is acting like the guy missed out becuase he didn't get a chance to hear one of his dumb speeches...Never really been arrested but am sure I wouldn't need a speech on how f'd up I am by some guy with his shirt open....
Speaking of that show I thought Hawaii was supposed to be a paradise....they make it look like it is just one big crappy apartment complex filled with crack whores and kids with no shoes on running around....
It was Dogs 200th episode and they had some pre-show celebrating it...Beth actually says.."when I look back I can't believe the ridiculous outfits I USED to wear"...When she says looking back, does she mean 5 minutes ago?
Where exactly was Alice's room in the Brady Bunch, it looked like it was sandwiched in beween the stove and the sink? Maybe under the stairs?
Didn't watch American Idol last night...they were in Milwaukee?? Really? When I think of Milwaukee I think of Laverne & Shirley, Camine Ragusso and the Shotz Brewery...in that order...wholy shit now that I think of it Milwaukee must be awesume...
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Papa Large...Big Shot on the East Coast....
Fatal error syndrom? What the F was I drinking that night...ok yeah, jello shots, now I remember....
I am drawing the line at Richard Lewis look-alike Bethany Frankel's new show...Let me guess.... her life is soooo overwhelming with a new baby...forget the fact she has assistants, nannies and no real job. I see her husband, who of course just hates the limelight, had no problem signing up for season 3 of that suckfest.
Tabitha from that Salon make-over show has hair like Dennis the Menace...but I have no problem watching back to back to back episodes...Oh shit.... did 4 hours just pass?
I've never eaten at a Papa Johns...that owner seems way too happy in those dumb commercials...but there is no way those snot pies are any good....
Housewives of Atlanta
Those concerts must be really exhausting for Kim, with her one song and all....
Maybw Ne Ne can play LB for the Giants?
I am drawing the line at Richard Lewis look-alike Bethany Frankel's new show...Let me guess.... her life is soooo overwhelming with a new baby...forget the fact she has assistants, nannies and no real job. I see her husband, who of course just hates the limelight, had no problem signing up for season 3 of that suckfest.
Tabitha from that Salon make-over show has hair like Dennis the Menace...but I have no problem watching back to back to back episodes...Oh shit.... did 4 hours just pass?
I've never eaten at a Papa Johns...that owner seems way too happy in those dumb commercials...but there is no way those snot pies are any good....
Housewives of Atlanta
Those concerts must be really exhausting for Kim, with her one song and all....
Maybw Ne Ne can play LB for the Giants?
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Whoop there it is....
Was thinking tonight that life decsions sometimes can be swayed the Fatal error syndrom...Meaning one fatal error can ruin everything......then I realized "wasn't there a movie called Fatal Error starring Antonio Sabato Jr?
Friday, January 21, 2011
Name's not Boy.....it's Roy...
Turned into the last 20 minutes of American Idol last night...still can't get over Steven Tyler on it, if Joe Perry was dead he'd be rolling over in his grave...
But then I thought...Rockin Rollercoster...Wii Rockband....Armageadun soundtrack...maybe not as big of a sell-out as I thought... and yes I know I spelled Armageadin wrong..too lazy to look up...
Red headed 16 year old who was picked on by bullies and has lisp who nailed it....tears rolling down my face...Check....Pudgy 15 year old with yellow teeth who sings like an "angel"...more tears...check 2....I think there is something in my eye....last semi-hot chick with special needs kid...ok I am all cried out here sister....no more tears.....kid looks fine to me...(Did I mention this was all in 20 minutres?)
Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale was one long depressing fight...my man Martin was definately looking for that eject button in that limo
So Kelsey Grammer cross-dresses...funny I always thought a guy with a name like "Kelsey" would be all-man.
The Situation made 5 million last year but he has to work in that stupid t-shirt store...C'mon...
Friend I really respected today asked me "who is Andy Coen?"...dude..brush up on your Bravo...
But then I thought...Rockin Rollercoster...Wii Rockband....Armageadun soundtrack...maybe not as big of a sell-out as I thought... and yes I know I spelled Armageadin wrong..too lazy to look up...
Red headed 16 year old who was picked on by bullies and has lisp who nailed it....tears rolling down my face...Check....Pudgy 15 year old with yellow teeth who sings like an "angel"...more tears...check 2....I think there is something in my eye....last semi-hot chick with special needs kid...ok I am all cried out here sister....no more tears.....kid looks fine to me...(Did I mention this was all in 20 minutres?)
Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale was one long depressing fight...my man Martin was definately looking for that eject button in that limo
So Kelsey Grammer cross-dresses...funny I always thought a guy with a name like "Kelsey" would be all-man.
The Situation made 5 million last year but he has to work in that stupid t-shirt store...C'mon...
Friend I really respected today asked me "who is Andy Coen?"...dude..brush up on your Bravo...
Thursday, January 20, 2011
We don't have a cow...we have a bull....
Robert Deniro... I saw your Golden Globes speech and I actually saw Stanley & Iris and Jackknife and....they both sucked.....royally... Mad Dog and Glory was no picnic either...but your still the man...
Haven't seen any of those nominated movies......but something tells me Inglorious Bastards is better than all of them...
Talking about the teleprompter cutting you off is sooo 1999.....
Storage Wars
When I get older I hope I have hair like Barry Weiss...and dress like him....could probably do without the bidding on lockers full of others people's crap thing though
It appears only the shows "stars" bid on the lockers...what exactly are the other 15-20 people/riff-raff hanging out there for?
Missed the end of the Celebrity Rehab finale...Is Gummy Bear Jason Davis going to Sober Living or has he decide he is going to die....?
Jermey London's wife looks like she may have been hot once but fell victim to an awful frying pan in the face accident...
It's winter time so that means one thing at the shore..Polar Bear Plunges...yayy..ahh but it is for a good cause...skip jumping in the f'ing ocean and write a check people....
Ok maybe in a bad mood today but when did Facebook become one big ass kissing session? Just asking becuase it is getting nauseating...If I read one more post abut how beautiful someone kids are or how special a person someone is I may puke..
Watched "The X life" last night...then went out to try some tricks on my Schwinn Stingray..
Kelsey Grammer acting like he can hold down his vomit when he sees Camille may be his best acting job ever...
Beyond Scared Straight is beyond funny....
Haven't seen any of those nominated movies......but something tells me Inglorious Bastards is better than all of them...
Talking about the teleprompter cutting you off is sooo 1999.....
Storage Wars
When I get older I hope I have hair like Barry Weiss...and dress like him....could probably do without the bidding on lockers full of others people's crap thing though
It appears only the shows "stars" bid on the lockers...what exactly are the other 15-20 people/riff-raff hanging out there for?
Missed the end of the Celebrity Rehab finale...Is Gummy Bear Jason Davis going to Sober Living or has he decide he is going to die....?
Jermey London's wife looks like she may have been hot once but fell victim to an awful frying pan in the face accident...
It's winter time so that means one thing at the shore..Polar Bear Plunges...yayy..ahh but it is for a good cause...skip jumping in the f'ing ocean and write a check people....
Ok maybe in a bad mood today but when did Facebook become one big ass kissing session? Just asking becuase it is getting nauseating...If I read one more post abut how beautiful someone kids are or how special a person someone is I may puke..
Watched "The X life" last night...then went out to try some tricks on my Schwinn Stingray..
Kelsey Grammer acting like he can hold down his vomit when he sees Camille may be his best acting job ever...
Beyond Scared Straight is beyond funny....
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Give me the madman....
Housewives of Atlanta
Never heard of a Sip and See...but I want to have one too when our kitchen is done....now if I can only get Dwight there....
Easy Kim, don't act like you've never been on a skanky tour bus before....
Turned into Dog Bounty Hunter last night and he was wearing reading glasses...he looked so distinguished...
Housewives of Beverly Hills
Let me get this straight...if you are rich you walk around holding a small dog....it is totally acceptable.. but..if you are not rich...doing so means you are white trash....Check...because let's face it no one really wants to see a f'ing dog in their face when you are hanging at a party...
Speaking of white trash...go hang at a Target in the Patio Furniture section...you will be totally amazed how many white trash peeps buy expensive patio shit....Do only I notice that?....Every thime I am there....which is maybe twice a year so maybe I have no idea what I am talking about.
Ok Kyle, easy with "my husbands business affairs...Camille and Kelesey won't do business again with Mauricio...blah blah blah"...he's an f'ing real estate agent, he sells houses....he's not a heart surgean"...
On the flip side...Maloof's husband is a doctor...but she acts like he's a f'ing doofus....And by the way who is this demon child kid of theirs that keeps breaking his nose?
Does a prerequisite as a boss for doing Underscover Boss mean you have you have to whine like a bitch on the jobsite?
Never heard of a Sip and See...but I want to have one too when our kitchen is done....now if I can only get Dwight there....
Easy Kim, don't act like you've never been on a skanky tour bus before....
Turned into Dog Bounty Hunter last night and he was wearing reading glasses...he looked so distinguished...
Housewives of Beverly Hills
Let me get this straight...if you are rich you walk around holding a small dog....it is totally acceptable.. but..if you are not rich...doing so means you are white trash....Check...because let's face it no one really wants to see a f'ing dog in their face when you are hanging at a party...
Speaking of white trash...go hang at a Target in the Patio Furniture section...you will be totally amazed how many white trash peeps buy expensive patio shit....Do only I notice that?....Every thime I am there....which is maybe twice a year so maybe I have no idea what I am talking about.
Ok Kyle, easy with "my husbands business affairs...Camille and Kelesey won't do business again with Mauricio...blah blah blah"...he's an f'ing real estate agent, he sells houses....he's not a heart surgean"...
On the flip side...Maloof's husband is a doctor...but she acts like he's a f'ing doofus....And by the way who is this demon child kid of theirs that keeps breaking his nose?
Does a prerequisite as a boss for doing Underscover Boss mean you have you have to whine like a bitch on the jobsite?
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