Bob Maplethorpe potential getaway driver...go!

RHWBH....Lisa just tell Taylor you hate her fucking guts so we can all go on with our lives....

Fuck those ITT Tech commercials...OMG my life has changed so much since I've become a Nurse's Aide..I can feed my family now that I am a data entry operator....what they hell were these people doing before...cleaning cum out of peep show booths?

Speaking of commercials...screw that guy who tries to sell us Fords and then has the balls to also try to sell us Levis too? I've had Fords, don't want another one and would not be caught dead in Levis......f u..and your butt..

Headhuntress.....I'm hooked after one episode I admit it....she is hot too...not sure if she is 35 or 50  but...if I was single I'd love to touch her leg in a non-sexual way....

Watched back to back epiodes of MTVs FriendZone last night...the show where a guy and girl are friends but one wants to be  "more than friends"..not sure why you need a TV show to tell someone that but anyway....at one point get misty eyed when the dorky kid winds up with the fat Asian chick after she says yes, she will be more than friends...then I say to myself...she's a fat ugly asian chick what else is she going to say?....I have problems...

Noel Gallagher's new album is excellent and better than the last two Oasis albums combined......

Please put a pilllow over my head if:

A. You ever come across an elderly me walking in a mall before it opens with other old folks in white walking shoes
B. You ever hear me tell someone in a store that I can't believe Christmas stuff is already out in October
C. I ever use the phrase "old folks" again
D. You ever see me walking along a highway with a backpack on

Watched the VH1 show Why am I Single?...why are you single...cause you are on a show called Why am I Single...problem solved....

Your VCR should cover it....for openers.....

RHWBH

Kim has a new boyfriend, shhh...it's a secret, she hasn't told anyone about him...why...cause....it appears he is a fucking loser...but she is so fucking happy....as long as the crystal meth never wears off...

Loved the seance the girls had, it turns out the dead believe they are all strongwilled, independent and smart women. What a fucking suprise.....

Well with the exception of Brandi, she is still a slut.....

Kim you don't need botox bee stung lips, I would gladly punch you in the mouth for free....Ok for a small fee... I'll pay it...

I know Ken likes to play the whole "I'm a tough old Englishman" bullshit...do tough Englishman usually walk around carrying tiny dogs dressed in leather outfits?

New Beavis and Butthead genious....

Real Life I Text Alot...OMG me 2....

Why on earth do I watch that Millionare Matchmaker show....oh yeah I remember...because I have more game than idiots who made 10 million bucks and it makes me feel better about myself....

Patti is such a great matchmaker, episode 9 of season 2, the couple actually go out on a second date....

Found out today you can actually find good deals on cool clothes at Marshalls...Of course you need 2 hours to sift through every fuckign rack and then another 45 minutes to wait on that fucking line for the register..On second thought please keep your $12.99 Ralph Lauren Chaps velour sweater....

The kids section is particularily corny....unless you want your kids decked out in irregualr US Polo Association duds...

"Those aren't the droids you are looking for"....That is what I typed and then erased on my buddies facebook post under a pic that showed his kid with two stormtroopers....couldn't go through with it....