Was reading People magazine the other day and they had a spread on the Kardashian wedding...no not the ugly one to Lamar Odum but the hot one to what can only be described as an amazing looking caveman....
So many A-list stars there....Joe Francis, Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner....does anyone have an airplane barf bag handy?....
Speaking of People Magazine, trying to get my US mag fix without the guilt and they gotta throw the cancer surivivor was has siezures story in there...c'mon..don't try to go legit on me on page 79.....
Movies
OMG......I don't know how she does it....Sara Jessica Parker...she works and has kids...holy shit...I know how she does it...how....because 35 million other fucking other women in this country do it too under far worse conditions....suck it up bitch.....further in real life she prob does it with nannies so don't even try it horse face....
Would I rather be anally raped by a Haitan intravenus drug user or see "The Help"...yeah the anally raped one....
Watched Thor with my kids...was actually kick ass....wasn't aware Jeremey Shockey could act.....Nice job by Natalie Portman...did the Director just tell her act like you want to fuck the shit out of Thor in every scene...
Halloween costumes
Never dress up for Halloween but friends are having a party...was thinking of going as either Steve Bartman or Mario Van Peebles.....
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
No whammies No whammies...No whammies
Real Housewives of NJ.....
And the Emmy goes to...Gia Guidice...for seeing a chipped tooth and acting like she just witnessed a pencil go through an eye....
Didn't realize Joe Guidice was a gymnast......
Just watched the vacation episode....I wasn't aware the bankruptcy plan includes all inlcusive trips to Punta Cana.....
Who is Greg again? Albies boyfreind? ...
Anyway, when I was young I liked the song "Shadow Dancing" and carved the name "Andy Gibb" into my bedroom celing.....just thought I'd mention that...wonder if it is still there....for those to don't remember him he subsequently died of AIDS from having sex with Victoria Principal....
Perhaps you heard of his brothers...Barry..Robin and .........Maurice???? Say what?
I hope Celebrity Rehab worked for Dwight Gooden...will be ever pitch again?
Don't think I'll see the movie Contaigon....Was'nt there already one these movies with Dustin Hoffman and some monkey....Anyway.....Paltrow-Law-Damon....been done...Talented Mr. Ripley people....why try to re-create the magic...
Tosh O.=hysterical....
And the Emmy goes to...Gia Guidice...for seeing a chipped tooth and acting like she just witnessed a pencil go through an eye....
Didn't realize Joe Guidice was a gymnast......
Just watched the vacation episode....I wasn't aware the bankruptcy plan includes all inlcusive trips to Punta Cana.....
Who is Greg again? Albies boyfreind? ...
Anyway, when I was young I liked the song "Shadow Dancing" and carved the name "Andy Gibb" into my bedroom celing.....just thought I'd mention that...wonder if it is still there....for those to don't remember him he subsequently died of AIDS from having sex with Victoria Principal....
Perhaps you heard of his brothers...Barry..Robin and .........Maurice???? Say what?
I hope Celebrity Rehab worked for Dwight Gooden...will be ever pitch again?
Don't think I'll see the movie Contaigon....Was'nt there already one these movies with Dustin Hoffman and some monkey....Anyway.....Paltrow-Law-Damon....been done...Talented Mr. Ripley people....why try to re-create the magic...
Tosh O.=hysterical....
Thursday, September 8, 2011
That's the name they gave me.....
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Camille is such a great person, donating her used shoes to the needy and all...
Maybe Adrianne and Paul can donate the $2200 dollar empty bottles of champagne to the toys for tots program as well..
Speaking of tots.....Toddlers & Tieras...only caught 15 minutes of this show before I gagged...Thoughts:
A. Live it up little chicks...the future is not bright...why you ask....because your Moms appear to be ugly fat pigs with awful poodle haircuts....
B. The show should be called Future Date Rape Victims
C. Are the pedofiles allowed on camera or do they just hang in the lobby until taping is over?
Watched the Jersey Shore episode where Ronnie and Mike fought then the whole house cried, yelled at each other then moped around for the rest of the episode....very uplifting.....
Also watched an episode of Downsized.....so a few of the kids wanted to kill some innocent birds in the back yard with a b-b gun, then afterwards tget all go off to church....am I missing something here?.....
Jenny from Flipping Out...please...stop rapping.... Sister Soulja you are not....
Camille is such a great person, donating her used shoes to the needy and all...
Maybe Adrianne and Paul can donate the $2200 dollar empty bottles of champagne to the toys for tots program as well..
Speaking of tots.....Toddlers & Tieras...only caught 15 minutes of this show before I gagged...Thoughts:
A. Live it up little chicks...the future is not bright...why you ask....because your Moms appear to be ugly fat pigs with awful poodle haircuts....
B. The show should be called Future Date Rape Victims
C. Are the pedofiles allowed on camera or do they just hang in the lobby until taping is over?
Watched the Jersey Shore episode where Ronnie and Mike fought then the whole house cried, yelled at each other then moped around for the rest of the episode....very uplifting.....
Also watched an episode of Downsized.....so a few of the kids wanted to kill some innocent birds in the back yard with a b-b gun, then afterwards tget all go off to church....am I missing something here?.....
Jenny from Flipping Out...please...stop rapping.... Sister Soulja you are not....
Friday, September 2, 2011
Could you describe the ruckus sir....
If one more person whines about not having power I am going to hop in my hottub and turn all my tvs on....
...of course this coming from a guy who didn't lose power and sat down on Sunday night, lit a cigar, poured some brandy and watched Entourage...
Ok...now that I got that off my chest.....speaking of the hurricane...Maurice DuBios better get a god damm Emmy for his round the clock concerned look on his face throughout last weekend...
Storage Wars has a special on tonight...they all sit around a poker table and play poker...that is called jumping the shark boys and girls.....
Betting pre-season NLF football is fun, challenging and stupid all wrapped into one....
Tried watching the show Basketball Wives but got physically ill...watched enough to know they should have named the show this instead:
A. Strippers who tricked NBA stars
B. Getting back at Shaq
C. The girl Kenny Anderson banged from Real World 2 and other Assorted Whores
D. Girls who talk about about Chad Ocho Cinco alot
Funny..... I didn't see Rick Smits wife on show......
The new singles by Jane's Addiction and Bush=slamming....
...of course this coming from a guy who didn't lose power and sat down on Sunday night, lit a cigar, poured some brandy and watched Entourage...
Ok...now that I got that off my chest.....speaking of the hurricane...Maurice DuBios better get a god damm Emmy for his round the clock concerned look on his face throughout last weekend...
Storage Wars has a special on tonight...they all sit around a poker table and play poker...that is called jumping the shark boys and girls.....
Betting pre-season NLF football is fun, challenging and stupid all wrapped into one....
Tried watching the show Basketball Wives but got physically ill...watched enough to know they should have named the show this instead:
A. Strippers who tricked NBA stars
B. Getting back at Shaq
C. The girl Kenny Anderson banged from Real World 2 and other Assorted Whores
D. Girls who talk about about Chad Ocho Cinco alot
Funny..... I didn't see Rick Smits wife on show......
The new singles by Jane's Addiction and Bush=slamming....
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