Next week on Mob Wives some drunk douchebag starts fucking with them at a bar...not a good fucking idea dude......
Audrina Ever After
Audrina's mom looks and sounds like she has been drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes since she was 12......what a pig....
Missed the Bin laden killing news Sunday night....because...I was watching Saddle Ranch...ha...and went to bed.....actually learned of it from the paper on the front lawn Monday morning....old skool style....
I am sorry but did they say he was hiding in an affluent area of Pakistan?...it looked like the lower east side of Camden to me....
Was at the Harrah's pool Thursday with my boyzz hanging in a cabana....nice place...few thoughts though...
A. Average age= 83
B. Females under 45 without a tramp stamp=0%....
C. Hottub white trash qoutient= high....speaking of...when a trashy female asks a bunch of suave debonaire 30/40 somethings (us) if anyone wants to go outside for a smoke, that means she wants to blow someone right? Just checking.....nobody went.....
We also went for non-happy ending massages at the Red Door Spa in the casino....4 dudes in a waiting room, I think I actually said out loud that I hope the massage chicks are hot......so my thoughts are as they walk in one by one......
First one......looks like Greta Van Sustreen...if she did Crystal Meth for a few years and was in an abusive relationship with a pize fighter.....
Second one.....ok getting little better...she may be Lindsey Lohan's retarded chubby sister...
Third one.... blocked her out...not saying Chimp lady but a Spider Monkey may have taken a swipe at her face..just know I was relieved she did not call my name....
Fourth one (mine)....Oh look Bob Backlund with long hair...the former WWFChamp....super....where is your belt?...
Realize the above might be percieved a sexist...my apologies...but as a child I stuck a knife in a Stretch Armstrong doll and drank the goo inside so I figure after than I can't really be held accountable for any of my actions.....
Does anyone else find that Rob Drydek guy slightly fucking annoying.....also his "Fantasy Factory" leaves a bit to be desired....I don't know about you guys but my "fantasy" isn't riding a mini-bike into a foam pit.....
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