Back from my trip to San Juan...great place by the way...
Why is there always one guy on the plane that has to be seen and heard...and does he really have to wear shorts on the way down, don't worry dude you can change when you get there? And why he is always on the return flight home as well....
On the way home the Stewardess asked the shorts guy if he had a great trip...his response "pretty much"...What the f does that mean?.....Of course I started thinking all the things that could result in a "pretty much response" and came to the conclusion that he probably he had a great trip but the last night he was anally raped by a gang of locals...
Hell has to be the moment when the plane lands, everyone has their carry-ons and you have to wait for the door to open and the idiots in the front to file out....
Saw a pretty awful Kathryn Heigle/Josh Duhammel movie on way home...Can't remember the name...but you know the typical we have a raise our friends baby because they died story......We hate each other..oh no our best friends died in horrible car accident let's grieve for 3 seconds....now we are raising a baby together....you change the diaper it really smells....hahahaahah...let's fall in love...Wait....I don't want this...wait yes I do...the end...
American Idol
Ashley Sullivan looks like Parker Posey on crack...what a mess...
Has anyone gotten more of a pass than Jayce Barduex....or as I like to call him Andy Milakinisduex......
What's up with all the stupid parents hanging around....and can one of them please be attractive and fit?
Wow Blake Griffin jumped over a car for the All-Star Dunk contest! No one worried about the car, it was just a Kia....we all know the only one on earth who actually loves those cars is Carl Banks....and by the way, he didn't jump over it, I think his right foot might have went over the front license plate.
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