Got my Saturday night all set...a little K2...some purple drank and the box set of Reno 911....
RHWBH
Game night was so fun at Dana's...Kim hid Brandi's crutches....that bitch...unfortuntaly she as so high on crystal meth she hid them behind the chair Brandi was sitting in...
Way to go Kyle....no one accuses your sister of being high but you.....
During charades it was nice for Kim and Kyle to remind us all that Kim was in that gritty drama "Tuff Turf"...what..... they couldn't work the fact she was the sassy daughter on "Hello Larry" somehow into the game....
Speaking of Tuff Turf....Spader is back...The Office has never been better...the Garden Party ep was fucking genious...Steve Carrell whooooo?
So I Used to be Fat premired two weeks ago in MTV...I watched...of course...of course 20 minutes in the kid goes out on date with the girl he likes who of course liked him only as a "friend" when he was fat but now is re-thinking it....superficial whore...but....must say...55 minutes in I am hanging on the edge of my seat while they kid is on the scale......with tears streaming down my face when they get the results...and I actually say to myself..."that trainer is a good guy"...WTF....
Boardwalk Empire...still genious....I have not seen Sir Dabney Coleman get abused like that since Tomlin, Parton and Fonda tied him to a chair and all fucked him ...that's how 9 to 5 ended right?
How to Make it in America is my new Entourage...great show....
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Harry your hands are freezing.....
Was at party the other night and some guy was whinning to me that he used to be best friends with Jersey's own Andrew Mc Carthy growing up but Andrew went to Hollywood, got famous blew him off and never returned his calls after he "made it". My response......"Fresh Horses sucked".....
A little note to the Facebook "People You May Know" feature....yeah I know Timm Mellnor...problem is...I think he is a huge fucking asshole....but you did get me on this one.... I do not know Sujim Katz....
Heard the song Relax the other day on Sirius New Wave...now that I know what that song is about it kind of creeps me out...Shoot it in the right direction...ehhhwwwww....
Real Housewives of BH
Who is this new chick with her $25,000 sunglasses? 25g for sunglasses.....No wonder people are protesting on Wall Street....
If you have a pair of sunglasses for that much money you'd better fucking be the hottest chick on the planet....
Wa...Wa....my husband left me for Le Ann Rimes....I'm so over it tho...I only mention it every minute instead of every 30 seconds....
And who the fuck is Eddie Cibrian again?....what was he in...the 4th lead on Baywatch Nights?
Yes Camille, expect the worst and you won't be disappointed...how many times you gonna to use that one...when you mean the worst do you mean getting the houses in Beverly Hills, Hawaii, NY and 20 million dollars?
Paul please never take your shirt off again....
Ok Real World...you've outdone yourselves again...a girl...I think...who is a lesbian...but looks like an attractive 17 year old boy...bravo..MTV...bravo......
Was thinking at work today....BJ and the Bear...which was one was BJ and which one was Bear....Decided that BJ was super hunk Greg Evigan and Bear was the monkey...
OK ....you win....Bridemaids was funny....
A little note to the Facebook "People You May Know" feature....yeah I know Timm Mellnor...problem is...I think he is a huge fucking asshole....but you did get me on this one.... I do not know Sujim Katz....
Heard the song Relax the other day on Sirius New Wave...now that I know what that song is about it kind of creeps me out...Shoot it in the right direction...ehhhwwwww....
Real Housewives of BH
Who is this new chick with her $25,000 sunglasses? 25g for sunglasses.....No wonder people are protesting on Wall Street....
If you have a pair of sunglasses for that much money you'd better fucking be the hottest chick on the planet....
Wa...Wa....my husband left me for Le Ann Rimes....I'm so over it tho...I only mention it every minute instead of every 30 seconds....
And who the fuck is Eddie Cibrian again?....what was he in...the 4th lead on Baywatch Nights?
Yes Camille, expect the worst and you won't be disappointed...how many times you gonna to use that one...when you mean the worst do you mean getting the houses in Beverly Hills, Hawaii, NY and 20 million dollars?
Paul please never take your shirt off again....
Ok Real World...you've outdone yourselves again...a girl...I think...who is a lesbian...but looks like an attractive 17 year old boy...bravo..MTV...bravo......
Was thinking at work today....BJ and the Bear...which was one was BJ and which one was Bear....Decided that BJ was super hunk Greg Evigan and Bear was the monkey...
OK ....you win....Bridemaids was funny....
Thursday, September 29, 2011
I'm truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing.....
Was reading People magazine the other day and they had a spread on the Kardashian wedding...no not the ugly one to Lamar Odum but the hot one to what can only be described as an amazing looking caveman....
So many A-list stars there....Joe Francis, Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner....does anyone have an airplane barf bag handy?....
Speaking of People Magazine, trying to get my US mag fix without the guilt and they gotta throw the cancer surivivor was has siezures story in there...c'mon..don't try to go legit on me on page 79.....
Movies
OMG......I don't know how she does it....Sara Jessica Parker...she works and has kids...holy shit...I know how she does it...how....because 35 million other fucking other women in this country do it too under far worse conditions....suck it up bitch.....further in real life she prob does it with nannies so don't even try it horse face....
Would I rather be anally raped by a Haitan intravenus drug user or see "The Help"...yeah the anally raped one....
Watched Thor with my kids...was actually kick ass....wasn't aware Jeremey Shockey could act.....Nice job by Natalie Portman...did the Director just tell her act like you want to fuck the shit out of Thor in every scene...
Halloween costumes
Never dress up for Halloween but friends are having a party...was thinking of going as either Steve Bartman or Mario Van Peebles.....
So many A-list stars there....Joe Francis, Mario Lopez, Brody Jenner....does anyone have an airplane barf bag handy?....
Speaking of People Magazine, trying to get my US mag fix without the guilt and they gotta throw the cancer surivivor was has siezures story in there...c'mon..don't try to go legit on me on page 79.....
Movies
OMG......I don't know how she does it....Sara Jessica Parker...she works and has kids...holy shit...I know how she does it...how....because 35 million other fucking other women in this country do it too under far worse conditions....suck it up bitch.....further in real life she prob does it with nannies so don't even try it horse face....
Would I rather be anally raped by a Haitan intravenus drug user or see "The Help"...yeah the anally raped one....
Watched Thor with my kids...was actually kick ass....wasn't aware Jeremey Shockey could act.....Nice job by Natalie Portman...did the Director just tell her act like you want to fuck the shit out of Thor in every scene...
Halloween costumes
Never dress up for Halloween but friends are having a party...was thinking of going as either Steve Bartman or Mario Van Peebles.....
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
No whammies No whammies...No whammies
Real Housewives of NJ.....
And the Emmy goes to...Gia Guidice...for seeing a chipped tooth and acting like she just witnessed a pencil go through an eye....
Didn't realize Joe Guidice was a gymnast......
Just watched the vacation episode....I wasn't aware the bankruptcy plan includes all inlcusive trips to Punta Cana.....
Who is Greg again? Albies boyfreind? ...
Anyway, when I was young I liked the song "Shadow Dancing" and carved the name "Andy Gibb" into my bedroom celing.....just thought I'd mention that...wonder if it is still there....for those to don't remember him he subsequently died of AIDS from having sex with Victoria Principal....
Perhaps you heard of his brothers...Barry..Robin and .........Maurice???? Say what?
I hope Celebrity Rehab worked for Dwight Gooden...will be ever pitch again?
Don't think I'll see the movie Contaigon....Was'nt there already one these movies with Dustin Hoffman and some monkey....Anyway.....Paltrow-Law-Damon....been done...Talented Mr. Ripley people....why try to re-create the magic...
Tosh O.=hysterical....
And the Emmy goes to...Gia Guidice...for seeing a chipped tooth and acting like she just witnessed a pencil go through an eye....
Didn't realize Joe Guidice was a gymnast......
Just watched the vacation episode....I wasn't aware the bankruptcy plan includes all inlcusive trips to Punta Cana.....
Who is Greg again? Albies boyfreind? ...
Anyway, when I was young I liked the song "Shadow Dancing" and carved the name "Andy Gibb" into my bedroom celing.....just thought I'd mention that...wonder if it is still there....for those to don't remember him he subsequently died of AIDS from having sex with Victoria Principal....
Perhaps you heard of his brothers...Barry..Robin and .........Maurice???? Say what?
I hope Celebrity Rehab worked for Dwight Gooden...will be ever pitch again?
Don't think I'll see the movie Contaigon....Was'nt there already one these movies with Dustin Hoffman and some monkey....Anyway.....Paltrow-Law-Damon....been done...Talented Mr. Ripley people....why try to re-create the magic...
Tosh O.=hysterical....
Thursday, September 8, 2011
That's the name they gave me.....
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Camille is such a great person, donating her used shoes to the needy and all...
Maybe Adrianne and Paul can donate the $2200 dollar empty bottles of champagne to the toys for tots program as well..
Speaking of tots.....Toddlers & Tieras...only caught 15 minutes of this show before I gagged...Thoughts:
A. Live it up little chicks...the future is not bright...why you ask....because your Moms appear to be ugly fat pigs with awful poodle haircuts....
B. The show should be called Future Date Rape Victims
C. Are the pedofiles allowed on camera or do they just hang in the lobby until taping is over?
Watched the Jersey Shore episode where Ronnie and Mike fought then the whole house cried, yelled at each other then moped around for the rest of the episode....very uplifting.....
Also watched an episode of Downsized.....so a few of the kids wanted to kill some innocent birds in the back yard with a b-b gun, then afterwards tget all go off to church....am I missing something here?.....
Jenny from Flipping Out...please...stop rapping.... Sister Soulja you are not....
Camille is such a great person, donating her used shoes to the needy and all...
Maybe Adrianne and Paul can donate the $2200 dollar empty bottles of champagne to the toys for tots program as well..
Speaking of tots.....Toddlers & Tieras...only caught 15 minutes of this show before I gagged...Thoughts:
A. Live it up little chicks...the future is not bright...why you ask....because your Moms appear to be ugly fat pigs with awful poodle haircuts....
B. The show should be called Future Date Rape Victims
C. Are the pedofiles allowed on camera or do they just hang in the lobby until taping is over?
Watched the Jersey Shore episode where Ronnie and Mike fought then the whole house cried, yelled at each other then moped around for the rest of the episode....very uplifting.....
Also watched an episode of Downsized.....so a few of the kids wanted to kill some innocent birds in the back yard with a b-b gun, then afterwards tget all go off to church....am I missing something here?.....
Jenny from Flipping Out...please...stop rapping.... Sister Soulja you are not....
Friday, September 2, 2011
Could you describe the ruckus sir....
If one more person whines about not having power I am going to hop in my hottub and turn all my tvs on....
...of course this coming from a guy who didn't lose power and sat down on Sunday night, lit a cigar, poured some brandy and watched Entourage...
Ok...now that I got that off my chest.....speaking of the hurricane...Maurice DuBios better get a god damm Emmy for his round the clock concerned look on his face throughout last weekend...
Storage Wars has a special on tonight...they all sit around a poker table and play poker...that is called jumping the shark boys and girls.....
Betting pre-season NLF football is fun, challenging and stupid all wrapped into one....
Tried watching the show Basketball Wives but got physically ill...watched enough to know they should have named the show this instead:
A. Strippers who tricked NBA stars
B. Getting back at Shaq
C. The girl Kenny Anderson banged from Real World 2 and other Assorted Whores
D. Girls who talk about about Chad Ocho Cinco alot
Funny..... I didn't see Rick Smits wife on show......
The new singles by Jane's Addiction and Bush=slamming....
...of course this coming from a guy who didn't lose power and sat down on Sunday night, lit a cigar, poured some brandy and watched Entourage...
Ok...now that I got that off my chest.....speaking of the hurricane...Maurice DuBios better get a god damm Emmy for his round the clock concerned look on his face throughout last weekend...
Storage Wars has a special on tonight...they all sit around a poker table and play poker...that is called jumping the shark boys and girls.....
Betting pre-season NLF football is fun, challenging and stupid all wrapped into one....
Tried watching the show Basketball Wives but got physically ill...watched enough to know they should have named the show this instead:
A. Strippers who tricked NBA stars
B. Getting back at Shaq
C. The girl Kenny Anderson banged from Real World 2 and other Assorted Whores
D. Girls who talk about about Chad Ocho Cinco alot
Funny..... I didn't see Rick Smits wife on show......
The new singles by Jane's Addiction and Bush=slamming....
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Who's this Gary character?
Watching Little League World Series....the Keystone, PA moms are NOT milfs....I am guessing that is where they make Keystone beer, explains alot.....
Watched Superheroes again...few more thoughts...
A. The Extreme Cave needs a Trading Spaces makeover from zenmaster Vern Yip....
B. After curing the ill, telling the future and dazzling the ladies Master Legend's whopping thirst can only be cured by a Busch Light tallboy....
C. Is the Mayor of Chula Vista, home of the famous Chula Vista groper, in the Beach Boys?
For some reason watching a marathon of Downsized......Does downsizing usually include keeping your Mercedes and 7 other cars?
My guess is the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will end as soon as he becomes the PF for the Sioux City Rapids of the NBDL.....
Hate talking about commercials but would please someone settle this for me...is "Jess" from those stupid annoying Dominoes pizza commercials a dude or a chick?
Watched Superheroes again...few more thoughts...
A. The Extreme Cave needs a Trading Spaces makeover from zenmaster Vern Yip....
B. After curing the ill, telling the future and dazzling the ladies Master Legend's whopping thirst can only be cured by a Busch Light tallboy....
C. Is the Mayor of Chula Vista, home of the famous Chula Vista groper, in the Beach Boys?
For some reason watching a marathon of Downsized......Does downsizing usually include keeping your Mercedes and 7 other cars?
My guess is the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will end as soon as he becomes the PF for the Sioux City Rapids of the NBDL.....
Hate talking about commercials but would please someone settle this for me...is "Jess" from those stupid annoying Dominoes pizza commercials a dude or a chick?
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