No Roger No Rerun No Rent...Turkey....

Speaking of Christmas....Walmart at 4 am must be the 8th rung of hell on Black Friday...you can keep your $89 Acer laptop.....

Being stampled by a bunch of screaming fatties at 5 am not the way I am going out...

Evidently, TVs now are basically free, glad I spent $1300 on my 32 inch LCD in '05.

Love thse people who take so much pride in their online shopping...yeah I get it, I've heard of the internet...

Did that Boise State kicker really miss that 14 yard field goal? Tom Dempsey could have kicked that with his penis....

Iron Man 2 was like a good trip to the Dentist, can't say it was bad, can't say I enjoyed it, but wished the hygenist stuck her tits in my face...

Get'em a body bag...yyyeahhhhh...

Great Holiday commercial time again, and we can again feel like losers because evidently people are giving wach other Lexus's all over the place...

Here is your Lexus Honey...oh forgot..payments are 578 a month.....

Speaking of commercials, people that laugh at commercials are idiots...

He went to Jarret and got me a bracelet for 119 dollars, wow...aftger that he went ovet to Chik-fil-et and ate a sandwhich in the food court

Watched Memento the other night....f'ing genious...

Boardwalk Empire

Everytime I look at Jimmy Darmady I think to myself...Ok try to forget he was Henry on Dawson's Creek....

Didn't realize Al Capone was 4'11.....

Ok...one day they are in winter coats the next day they are people on the beach...this is Atlantic City NJ
right?

No waitress I don't want coffee or dessert, it's bad ebough this dumb meal is costing me $90

Thanksgiving

Hate the kissey poos you have to do when you get there...Hi, barely know you, you are my brother in laws Aunt I think, why the f do I have to kiss you hello again?

Nice car Ms. Laruso.....

Was at gym today minding my own business when some guy comes up to me and goes "can I cut in for a set"
A. Place was empty
B. I will be done in 2 minutes
C. Do you have emergency surgery in 20 minutes Doctor?

If I am the really old guy in the gym working out in jeans please put a pillow over my head....

Hate the pople who do the wierd exercises to get noticed...Let's wrap giant rubber bands around my body and bend to the side while holding a kettle bell.....

Hate the aholes who stop and stare at the Business news on TV for a prolonged period of time...relax Gecko....

and If I am ever in a mob flash dance please shoot me knee caps out...

Hoarders

Why do they all say "I don"t know how it got like this". You mean you don"t know how the house may smell and look cluttered after you crapped in plastic bags for 10 years and threw them in a room? Still scarred by that episode.

If a possum is living next to your toaster, might be time to reevaluate things...

If you are a man, and a Hoarder and over 60, it is a federal law you need to carry around an oxygen tank?

I like to watch the show Intervention because I like the feeling that people are more screwed up than me...OMG that guys is drinking at 10 am, I at least wait till 12.....

Leave him alone Johnny....he's had enough....

Was watching the Housewives of Atlanta and the blonde chick with the wig keeps saying her boyfriend.."Big Poppy" was famous but doesn't want to be part of show....So I thought and thought...who could it be..I know.....David Ortiz....

Those guys from the Buried Life are the biggest bunch of aholes....We sat around and made a list of things we wanted to do before we died..wow....so lets travel around on a bus for weeks on end with no chicks in sight.......While we are at it why don't they pick up Andrew Jenks so we can have a 5 way orgy.....

AudioSlave's 2nd and last Album...Revelations...is a genious and Chris Cornell is a rock god...

Sometimes I feel like Margaret from the book "Are you there God, its me Margaret"......Then I realize Margaret is a girl and I would probably want to f her.....Then I realize that book sucked....

What happened to that Show on VHI about reuniting bands...I am dying to see how the boys from Spandau Ballet are doing....

American Pickers

Love the one where the guy would rather build a fence around his crap than pick it up...

and the one where they try to sell old gas pumps to Steve Urkel....

Here is a hint...if it is worth 3 grand and made of metal, might not want to leave outside....

Here is a Facebook post I wrote but then erased, figured might not go over well "I don't care about a cute thing your kid said, or that you are sick or that you just ate something yummy, or that you got laid off....or stressed....wwwwaaaa..and I especially don't care that it is your birthday..I hate you all.....

Off to the liqour store to load up on some Four Loco...

Off the top of my head

Housewives of Beverly Hills.... Camille Grammer...now I know why Kelsey Grammer jumped off that stage... I seem to remember the old wrinkled one as a child actress, I think she was an extra in the Cat from Outer Space   Can't tell if the Malouf chick is 36, 38, 40 or 60?   Why do they all have kick ass bodies but fat ass ugly kids?....oh yea, they married mutants....... with large bank accounts...   How exactly does someone like Ne Ne get a Bently and a Mansion?   Parking Wars   How many tickets do these people get, where are they parking, on people front lawns?   You think Garfied and Sherry take baths together?   Love the people who wait in line for 5 hours then get up to the front and forget their Insurance card and Registation, then take it out on the poor slob working behind the counter...   Real Life my Parents are Broke   Yeah....because they drink , smoke and don't work....   Real Life I Gamble   Can't decide if the guy who has no job, a baby on the way, had 6 grand in his hand and gave it back to let it ride is a f'ing loser or my hero   Adam Corrolla's new book....In 50 years we will all be chicks is genious...   Can't bring myself to waych Invictus...why?....because I think Rugby is stupid...   Nothing better than having the under and a rainstorm moves in.....the simple things in life   A buddy of mine asked me how many kids went to my high school,  I said 300...went home to look online...1200...1200 kids went to my high school...   Few sports thoughts...   Any team winning on a Monday Night game is going to the SuperBowl according to Gruden   Rames Barden...hardly knew ya...   Bring back Guy Whimper.....   Time to end the Eagles hype....