Real House Wives of NJ
Ashley you are leaving for Las Vegas in the morning pronto....you go on the stripper pole at Cheetahs at 1:00pm...you'll be staying with your Uncle who will most likely molest you....now get out of here kid...time to make some changes....I'm proud of you....
I think it is nice how Albie takes care of his retarded brother Christopher.....Saw them both on Millionare Matchmaker...right after I watched back to back to back to back episodes of Bar Rescue...
Got a massage on my trip to AC with my boys last week...
A. For some reason whatever the massage girls say I always automically respond "yes" or "fine"...she can basically ask me if I would like hot saurkraut on my back and I think I would say "ok"
B. Every massage I get I spend half the time wondering if a happy ending is coming...ok the whole time
C. Why do they always tell me to roll over on my "tummy"?
Got through 15 minutes of Larry Crowne and decided it was the worst 20 minutes of film I have even seen....specifically the opening credits when Hanks is working at a Walmart and is fucking giddy over stocking shelves and cleaning boogers off of toilets....
GIRLS on HBO....lead chick not hot enough.....in fact not hot at all and that is not "ok"
Jack White's new album Blunderbuss......genious....
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