RIP Adam Yauch...musical genious....Paul's Boutique best album of all time...
Real Housewives of the OC
Ok Vicki, Brooks is about as creepy as the guy who confessed to the Jon Benet murder....and anyone who uses the phrase "the bomb.com" and is in their 50s is a fucking wannabee dickhead....don' t make me pine for Don...please....
OMG Briana eloped...so shocked.....yeah fucking right...it should be like...omg someone wanted to marry......or even fuck that fat dud....
I finally figured out what Slade does for $, he is a professional cyclist....
Johnny Travolta say it ain't so...Ok.... I have to get this out of my system
1. Heard he told the massage guy to "get shorty and give it grease lightening"
a. then he told him to straighten out his "broken arrow"...
b. I am convinced it was not him but Nic Cage with his face on....
c. John they are supposed to give you happy endings...not the other way around dude...
d. Dude you have a fucking plane...fly to the Phillipines for that shit bro....
Got a new outdoor deck set last night...got it from the Kmart white trash collection....
Whenever Kmart asks for my zip code before I can pay with my debit card I always type 90210...
Cheeck & Chong & Richard...genious...Eli Manning home run....
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