Phi Slamma Jamma

Tonight on a very special Real Housewives of OC Outakes Special Tamra's idiot son goes under the knife...to take out something in his chest as a result from taking steriods...what an idiot..I would expect someone with Tamra for a mom to be more grounded...for some reason I watched the whole fucking thing.....it was almost like I was on the operating table with him...except I didn't really care if he made it.....

Also tonight on very special House Hunters some loser who is wearing a JC Penny polo shirt doesn't want to buy a house for whopping 180 grand because the second bathroom doesn't have two sinks...escuse me sir....one sink has done me and my family just fine in our hovel......

I'd like to shove a bucket of flan in Rocco DiSpirto's face.....Hasn't this guy already had 5-6 shows...all losers....and getting Liza Minelli will not get me to watch...ok maybe just the first show...hellllloooo Friscooooo....

Storage Wars: Would Dave Hester and Darryl Sheets just do it already...Dave could yell yuuup while Darryl can ask him of that was enough wow favor for him after they are done making love....

Kid Movie alert: Disney's Oceans good kid nature movie...

People please lose the leather cell phone holders that clips to your belt...just tatoo "dork" on your forehead instead...

Real Housewives of NJ

Gia is such an amazing gymnast...7th place...wow....congrats....classy to blame your showing on your Uncle who you are weirdly too much into not being there....

Caroline while you are at NJ101.5 please run over Jim Gearhert with your SUV.....

Does Joe Gorga have a mint in his basement that prints money...he does right....

Saddle Ranch- No matter what their differances are...they can always rally around the mechanical bull.....brings a tear to my eye...by the way anyone know where I can get a Saddle ranch Headband???

Yes....Audrina's career is taking off....she was just asked to be on Celebrity Apprentice...academy awards here we come....

You like movies about Gladiators?

Millionare Decorators:

How many VHS tapes of Girls Gone Wild did Joe Franscis fucking sell? A staff of 12 in his Mexican Villa? I can honestly state that I have never seen one of those tapes...don't like my dirt that clean....

Martyn Lawence Bullard looks like he's spent some time in a public restroom with George Michael...

Housewives of NJ

So Ahsley wants to be Carrie Bradshaw....unfortunately she looks like Chris Nardi with a wig on.....

Starting to like Joe Gorga but have a funny feeling he is 4 foot 9 with boots on...

Haven't seen the new Teen Wolf on MTV but Bateman already destroyed the franchise so fuck it.....

Let me guess this straight...the new crappy Tom Hanks-Julia Roberts movie is about Tom Hanks going back to college after he is fired from Walmart because he doesn't have a college degree?  I thought all you needed to work at Walmart was half of your teeth?

Cut me some slack Jack....

So over NYC Housewives and their stupid Morocco trip...please wake me when A. it is over or B. one of them is bitten by a cobra

Finally broke down and got a Bluetooth to use when I am in the car, now I feel like punching myself in the face everytime I look in the rearview mirror

Millionare Designers-great new show....I think...something tells me a bunch of gay designers=mid-season catfights....

Housewives of NJ...nothing like a Thanksgiving episode in the summer.....when those poor kids think of their thanksgiving memories a vision of two guidos riding a mechanical bull making out will surely scar them all for life...

Now it makes sense...the fued between the families is all over a poorly worded congratualtions card and a batch of cookies...no wonder it has gotten so nasty.....

OC: I know there was pushing, wine throwing, arguing, crying in the finale....I just wish Tamra would lighten up with the black eye liner....Take it easy Alice Cooper....

I am on to you bending over facebook profile picture......you people are hiding something and bending over in a weird contortion isn't going to solve it.....much like the crazy puckered lip pose with glasses on and peace sign up pic.....take the glasses off, unpucker those lips, stand straight up and let's see what you got....