RIP Adam Yauch...musical genious....Paul's Boutique best album of all time...
Real Housewives of the OC
Ok Vicki, Brooks is about as creepy as the guy who confessed to the Jon Benet murder....and anyone who uses the phrase "the bomb.com" and is in their 50s is a fucking wannabee dickhead....don' t make me pine for Don...please....
OMG Briana eloped...so shocked.....yeah fucking right...it should be like...omg someone wanted to marry......or even fuck that fat dud....
I finally figured out what Slade does for $, he is a professional cyclist....
Johnny Travolta say it ain't so...Ok.... I have to get this out of my system
1. Heard he told the massage guy to "get shorty and give it grease lightening"
a. then he told him to straighten out his "broken arrow"...
b. I am convinced it was not him but Nic Cage with his face on....
c. John they are supposed to give you happy endings...not the other way around dude...
d. Dude you have a fucking plane...fly to the Phillipines for that shit bro....
Got a new outdoor deck set last night...got it from the Kmart white trash collection....
Whenever Kmart asks for my zip code before I can pay with my debit card I always type 90210...
Cheeck & Chong & Richard...genious...Eli Manning home run....
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Pedro Sanchez offers you his protection...
Real House Wives of NJ
Ashley you are leaving for Las Vegas in the morning pronto....you go on the stripper pole at Cheetahs at 1:00pm...you'll be staying with your Uncle who will most likely molest you....now get out of here kid...time to make some changes....I'm proud of you....
I think it is nice how Albie takes care of his retarded brother Christopher.....Saw them both on Millionare Matchmaker...right after I watched back to back to back to back episodes of Bar Rescue...
Got a massage on my trip to AC with my boys last week...
A. For some reason whatever the massage girls say I always automically respond "yes" or "fine"...she can basically ask me if I would like hot saurkraut on my back and I think I would say "ok"
B. Every massage I get I spend half the time wondering if a happy ending is coming...ok the whole time
C. Why do they always tell me to roll over on my "tummy"?
Got through 15 minutes of Larry Crowne and decided it was the worst 20 minutes of film I have even seen....specifically the opening credits when Hanks is working at a Walmart and is fucking giddy over stocking shelves and cleaning boogers off of toilets....
GIRLS on HBO....lead chick not hot enough.....in fact not hot at all and that is not "ok"
Jack White's new album Blunderbuss......genious....
Ashley you are leaving for Las Vegas in the morning pronto....you go on the stripper pole at Cheetahs at 1:00pm...you'll be staying with your Uncle who will most likely molest you....now get out of here kid...time to make some changes....I'm proud of you....
I think it is nice how Albie takes care of his retarded brother Christopher.....Saw them both on Millionare Matchmaker...right after I watched back to back to back to back episodes of Bar Rescue...
Got a massage on my trip to AC with my boys last week...
A. For some reason whatever the massage girls say I always automically respond "yes" or "fine"...she can basically ask me if I would like hot saurkraut on my back and I think I would say "ok"
B. Every massage I get I spend half the time wondering if a happy ending is coming...ok the whole time
C. Why do they always tell me to roll over on my "tummy"?
Got through 15 minutes of Larry Crowne and decided it was the worst 20 minutes of film I have even seen....specifically the opening credits when Hanks is working at a Walmart and is fucking giddy over stocking shelves and cleaning boogers off of toilets....
GIRLS on HBO....lead chick not hot enough.....in fact not hot at all and that is not "ok"
Jack White's new album Blunderbuss......genious....
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