Been a way for a while....been working out hard with kettle bells trying to fit into my new pajama jeans....
Someone the other day told me the wine they were drinking had a great "nose", I told them to suck my dick and never talk to me again...
Watched 1/3 of the Oscars the other night....
A. Billy Crystal looked like he popped out of a casket
B. Sooo....they gave the chick from the Help who won best supporting actress a standing ovation...because....why again? No one else got one...Oh yeah she is fat and black and not hot so she deserves extra praise...
C. The movie Drive is my personal best picture
D. Tom Cruise is starting to look like an extra from the Lord of the Rings
I watched The Big Bang Theory for the first time on the plane down to Aruba, I fought it for so long, refused to watch for some reason but on a plane I will watch anything, I even watched backed to back episodes of that stupid trivia game in a cab bullshit...so anyway I watched it.....that shit is pretty funny yo......
Was thinking about the movie Roadhouse the other day with Patrick Swayze...so he invites his friend Sam Elliott down to help him clean up some bar...you know the old bouncer who taught him all he knows......who in turn gets stabbed in the chest and dies on a bar..but before he dies he says something like "stay strong meeho"...If that was me I would be like "dude thanks for inviting me down here you fucking asshole, so worth it, you know getting stabbed and killed and all so you can clean up some hick bar, thanks, thank you very much"...asshole...fuck you ...
Speaking of movies the movie Hall Pass is genious.....
Watching the Kardashians, I don't think Kim wants to be married to Chris anymore, I think they may break up....just a hunch
Did Jenner really go with two earrings? Why not just throw some lipstick on Bruce....
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