RHWBH....Lisa just tell Taylor you hate her fucking guts so we can all go on with our lives....
Fuck those ITT Tech commercials...OMG my life has changed so much since I've become a Nurse's Aide..I can feed my family now that I am a data entry operator....what they hell were these people doing before...cleaning cum out of peep show booths?
Speaking of commercials...screw that guy who tries to sell us Fords and then has the balls to also try to sell us Levis too? I've had Fords, don't want another one and would not be caught dead in Levis......f u..and your butt..
Headhuntress.....I'm hooked after one episode I admit it....she is hot too...not sure if she is 35 or 50 but...if I was single I'd love to touch her leg in a non-sexual way....
Watched back to back epiodes of MTVs FriendZone last night...the show where a guy and girl are friends but one wants to be "more than friends"..not sure why you need a TV show to tell someone that but anyway....at one point get misty eyed when the dorky kid winds up with the fat Asian chick after she says yes, she will be more than friends...then I say to myself...she's a fat ugly asian chick what else is she going to say?....I have problems...
Noel Gallagher's new album is excellent and better than the last two Oasis albums combined......
Please put a pilllow over my head if:
A. You ever come across an elderly me walking in a mall before it opens with other old folks in white walking shoes
B. You ever hear me tell someone in a store that I can't believe Christmas stuff is already out in October
C. I ever use the phrase "old folks" again
D. You ever see me walking along a highway with a backpack on
Watched the VH1 show Why am I Single?...why are you single...cause you are on a show called Why am I Single...problem solved....
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