Why did I watch back to back episodes of Flipping Out last night....all I can say is that Chazz will no longer cut my hair now that he didn't hire Jeff for the NY job...bastard...VIP room my ass...
By the way, is Chazz the pizza guy from Fast Times a Ridgemont High?
Watched Dallas's Most Eligible or what I like to call it "Bunch of Fucking Assholes"
As if I needed another reason to hate Dallas....
True Life I have a Sugar Daddy...
A. Yes..... if a guy you call a fucking Sugar Daddy buys you a $500 dress you have to "bring the heat"...it's part of the dealio....
B. By the way haven't these sugar daddys ever heard of prostitutes?
Had two events in last 24 hours that made my question my manhood...
A. Eyed welled up during Michael Lohan's breakdown in group on Celeb Rehab....not...sure...why...I think Dr. K consoling him put me over the edge...
B. Made the statement to family that we had to watch Rocco's Dinner Party because "Liza Minelli" was a guest...
Did I just typed the phrase "in group"?... ok maybe three events....
More Celeb Rehab
You know you got a bunch of fuck ups when Stephen Adler is making the most sense...
Amy Fisher....why are people so mean to you? waaaa...I don't deserve to be happy...waaa...uhhhh...you shot an innocent women in the face...why aren't you still in jail again? By the way, I like my porn stars a little less whiny....
Speaking of porn, is it neccesary to have ads on how to grow a 10 inch cock with photoshopped pictures of a 10 inch cock on some skinny dude right on the front page on these fucking porn sites...For goodness sakes show a little class....I am trying to eat my lunch here.....
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